July 2012
Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.
Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.
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'Girls don't enjoy Game of Thrones. It's boy...
livindavidaloki:
Who is responsable for this fuckery?
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“A strong woman is a woman who is straining
A strong woman is a woman standing...”
– Marge Piercy, “For Strong Women” (via someotherchick)
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hotpielookedlikehotpie:
just because you love a character doesn’t mean they’re not a little shit
Or big shit, like, all my favorite charactes are full of shit:
-Hannibal Lecter
-Anna and Lucie from Martyrs
-Joker
-Harley Quinn
-Tate Langdon
-Loki
-Russell Edgington
-Beast
-Mystique
-All the Game of Thrones characters
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My desi father's encouragement after I broke up...
(it was the first, proper break-up to have occurred in my life, I was probably 18 or so, it was a cold, bitter winter and I was lying in bed, crying my eyes out and hugging my pillow for the past week and a half without eating a morsel of food)
Dad: May I enter your room, Holy Princess?
Dad: Ha ha, stop crying. Foolish girl.
Dad: Astaghfirullah. What is that smell? Did you burn something?
Dad: It is the smoke rising from your head to see me this positive, yes?
Dad: Okay. Okay. No more to joke.
Dad: I am a Muslim, Pakistani father. I never liked the idea of you being with him but I said, "Let it be, yaar. She is young. She is free. I still love her. She is my baby princess." Wipe your snot. So I was okay with him being with you. But it hurts me a lot more to see you like this.
Dad: You are not chubby anymore. What kind of diet is this, hmm? Ha ha, I made funny joke.
Dad: (pushes my hair behind my ear) Allah created hearts to break and heal every now and then. That is why we are humans. If we did not hurt, we wouldn't be who we are today. But having a broken heart means you have two options: To heal it and become invincible. Or to mope away and become a pathetic shadow of the person you once were. What would my little girl do?
Dad: She would eat lotta chips. Ha ha ha.
Dad: Okay, sorry. She would fight back and win her strength to become who she was and will be forever. You are going to meet someone amazing. Boys are idiots. I thank Allah for not giving me sons. They are foolish donkeys. Daughters are warriors. You are my warrior. When you were born, I had tears. I was so scared. I did not want anyone to hurt my baby. Today he hurt you. Allah will take revenge. But you take your time to heal and know that I am always here for you even if my English is not too good.
Dad: That boy was a bastard, foolish dog from hell. Bastard.
Dad: I love you.
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Unpopular opinion
itsabouttfw:
John Winchester…
Read More
Preach.
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notafraidofruins:
how to tell if someone has never had to face systematic violence
pacifism maaan
violence/anger is never the answer maaaaaan
the theoretical significance of 'shipping'
equalsqueerquaresquared:
part of my continuing academic project has been in narrative recovery and what i call ‘dreaming.’ queer stories have been purposely left out of literature for many reasons and for people of color most stem around our privileging of racial liberation over sexual or gender liberation. queer stories have been removed in order to keep up appearances that race is a first...
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This is a Robert Pattinson appreciation post. I...
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talldarkbishoujo:
I legitimaly love him.
I need Robert Pattison to rule the world.
And kill everybody.
And then get all boring about everything.
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“Musing on the idea of setting someone on fire doesn’t mean you really want to...”
– Olive (via singandwish)
Honduras Hijos De Puta !!!!!!!!!!!! we getting...
freckles-so-dope:
VENGANZA MAYA MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
In some place, Prince Atonal is beating the shit out of Pedro de Alvarado….
AGAIN AND AGAIND AND AGAIN.
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chrlipls:
you know what a great feeling is?
when you don’t give a jackshit about Glee anymore
Do we all have a “Glee” lapsus on our life?
Oh…my is in the past.
Thanks my beloved god.
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jay-z-r-us:
tumblr is great because I know the plotline of at least fifteen different tv series without ever having seen an episode
#or rather the gay version of the plotline
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do you ever want to slap yourself in the face because you know you should be doing something productive but instead you choose to sit in front of a laptop for hours on end doing shit that has no beneficial impact on your life and this just happens day after day after day and still you refuse to accept the fact that you have a problem
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