May 2012
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The Dark Knight Rises
Batman: Im aaaarrg raaaag rrraghh rrrraaah man
Bane: Im Gotham Rlaaaakk klllak klleek kka
Me: ....EPIC!!!
What questions have you been getting the most?
Joss Whedon: [Imitating mellow voice of a reporter] "Were you worried about fanboy expectations? How do you get all these characters in on movie?"
Chris Hemsworth: "So, who has the biggest biceps?" [Rolling his eyes] Shoot me. Me and Evans talked about our workout program all day. [Evans nods.]
Jeremy Renner: "What was Scarlett wearing under her catsuit?"
Scarlett Johansson: "What kind of underpants were you wearing?" I'm like, what kind of underpants are YOU wearing?"
Interviewer: Robert, do you wear anything under the metal suit?
Robert Downey Jr: CASH!
What I have learned about Fandoms purely through...
Supernatural: There are two brothers who are having sex with each other and an angel, and one of them is a moose.
Doctor Who: An English gentleman who is upset about being human will come in a large blue police box at any point in time to make the most ridiculous faces at you.
Sherlock: An otter and a hedgehog solve crimes in a division not covered by any man.
Mass Effect: A woman has sex with a lot of aliens, while one man's butt saves the universe.
Dragon Age: A man wearing feathers and obsessed with kittens has sex with anyone who has a penis, and a few chicks, too.
Game of Thrones: Everyone dies, but only if they just promised to tell someone something important when they get back.
Avengers: There is a superhero orgy and everyone is invited but the Hulk and Black Widow.
Skyrim: FUS RO DAH
Homestuck: Something about yaoi trolls with Lisa Frank colors making out on stairs. And they all have sea slug penises.
The Hunger Games: Some people who play real life Sims with some kids. One of them loves bread.
April 2012
I really should reblog other things than Tom...
strangehighs:
…But it’s hard when my entire dashboard is acting like this
daddy issue
coffeeishare:
Odin: Hey, I just met you
Odin: And this is crazy
Odin: But I'll adopt you
Odin: Little Frost Giant Baby.
Odin: There'll be no awful
Odin: Consequeeeeeences
Odin: I'll paint you all white
Odin: And give you a helmet.
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“Nobody Lambadas like Loki”
-Clark Gregg on Tom Hiddleston dancing skills-
“I’m most excited about taking the relationship between Loki and Thor to another...”
– -Tom Hiddleston
Thanks, Tom. I was casually watching this interview and now I am choking on sweet tea. Please let this new level involve them being naked and biting each other while having furious god sex.
That’s really all I want out of life.
(via kimmsauce)
queefjerkey:
my hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown
