In which Stannis ignores the better judgment of everyone around him. Because he's Stannis.
- Everyone: Half your fleet was just destroyed by wildfyre.
- Stannis: PREPARE TO GO ASHORE.
- Everyone: But we'll probz die!
- Stannis: IDGAF
- Everyone: FLAMING ARROWS OF DEATH
- Stannis: LAWLWHATT. *is first off the boat*
- Everyone: OKAY, NOW THEY'RE DROPPING HUGE, SKULL-SMASHING BOULDERS OFF THE BATTLEMENTS
- Stannis: FIRST UP THE LADDER, BITCHES. WHO NEEDS HELMETS? NOT ME. I'M STANNIS.
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
Not being assaulted is not a privilege to be earned through the judicious application of personal safety strategies. A woman should be able to walk down the street at 4 in the morning in nothing but her socks, blind drunk, without being assaulted, and I, for one, am not going to do anything to imply that she is in any way responsible for her own assault if she fails to Adequately Protect Herself. Men aren’t helpless dick-driven maniacs who can’t help raping a vulnerable woman. It disrespects EVERYONE.
At a conference, Stephanie Meyer said: “The God of Writing sent me to earth to show people how to write.” When J.K Rowling heard, she looked at the ground, puzzled, and then said, “I didn’t send anyone.”
AND JAMES JOYCE SAID LOL AT BOTH
