Like i dont care if you want to identify yourself with Hannibal Lecter but dont tell me i dont get to separate from him.
Because i do get to separate from him.
Im not buying your borderline “he is just like us” because im sure the majority of us dont brutally murder people, fuck with their minds and then eats them.
So yeah, dont tell me i dont get to separate from him like im doing something unthinkable. Forgive me for drawing that line between him and me.
I think there was people claiming Tyrion could protect Sansa from Joffrey.
Which is very funny because the first thing that happens after the wedding is how useless is Tyrion on all the “protecting Sansa” thing.
“Maybe im going to pay you a visit after my uncle passes out” Joffrey says.
And the first thing this…fantastic husband does is…pass out, because he drowned himself on alcohol.
Leaving Sansa alone, and im sure Sansa went to bed thinking if Joffrey was going to show up with Ser Merryn and Ser Boros. And there was his new husband, apparently the man that is going to protect her from now on…
And obviously she doesnt trust Tyrion for all the right reason since before the weddings but lol…is not like Tyrion does a good job being a trustworthy husband since their first night as husband and wife…
She is alone, she knows Tyrion is not going to make a difference, even if she brings herself to believe it…even if he has the best intentions…(Tyrion is the best at trying to be good and failing at it)
shae can come right?So in my first season Sansa has this Loras Tyrell perfect boyfriend and she is really in love with him because he is everything she ever dream of but at middle season things start to get really bad and Loras is not this perfect boyfriend anymore. He is mean and rude.
In which Tyrion and Sansa are friends and nothing is bad.
And everything consist on Tyrion being a douchebag drunk at parties and Sansa is totally unamused by his behaviour all the time.
And everytime he fucks up with his gross attitude she rolls her eyes and fix his bullshit with her good mannors and awesomeness.
Sometimes they both sit to judge everyone at royal feasts…and whisper jokes about everyone. And lots of snark.
Sansa talks about her romantic pursuit about the knight of her choice and Tyrion makes sarcastic commentaries to which she rolls her eyes a little more.
An nobody understand how this two can be the best friends ever. Just me.
Everything is Tyrion being drunk and Sansa rolling her eyes. Thats my sitcom. Perfect sitcom
Ok, I don’t cosplay (aside from a pretty awesome Ursula costume last halloween, fatness and white hair included XD), but IF I EVER DO, I will be Melisandre.
And I would be in character all the time.
UGH MELISANDRE.
Do I want to be her or be with her?, IDK, ALL I KNOW IS IF MELISANDRE’S INTO KINKY LEECHPLAY THEN SIGN ME UP, TMI?, IDC, anything to be under Melisandre tbh, this is a really hormonal post I know sorry,
Actually dissapointed because no one is writting leechplay kink on any kinkmeme
PLS BE MEL THIS HALLOWEN!!!!
kjfhsdjfhsdj
Now i want to be Fem!Stannis and being grumpy while you whisper to my ear that i need to keep my shit together “i got this stannis”
If people ask me why Stannis. This. This is the reason. This is my why Stannis?. Today, forever. Only King ill bend the knee.
“We must to our duty, great or small we must do our duty”
And seeking advice from Davos, and perfect Davos. And perfect Mel.
Team Dragonstone is full with perfectly flawed underdogs.
Im a sucker for underdogs.
The unloved ones. The ones with no glory.
